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my current mentality is “im sad and i hate myself but i have to get good grades”

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My ideal HIMYM ending
  • Ted:And that kids is how met your mother.
  • Penny:That was sweet dad.
  • Luke:Yeah that was a pretty nice story.
  • Ted:I'm glad you liked it, 'cause I know I certain- oh wow is that the time? I gotta go. See you guys soon. Love you! (Exits)
  • Penny:Oh my god...
  • Luke:I thought it was never going to end!
  • Penny:I know right? Why was it so long?
  • (Enter Tracy, off camera)
  • Tracy:Hi kids. Where's your dad gone?
  • Penny:He had to go and catch his train.
  • Tracy:His train... Huh. Hey, did I ever tell you guys the story of how I met your father?
  • Penny/Luke:(screaming) NO!!
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    Emma Roberts talking about memorable scenes in American Horror Story: Coven. (x)

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    Man forgets he is married after surgery (x)

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    chocolate almond milk can i get a hell yeah

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    the fact that Sarah Paulson has a poster of Lana Winters’ book cover framed in her house tho

    she also has a naked painting of herself somewhere in there too

    so perf