sarah just sent me a package of mini glow-in-the-dark stars with “you put the stars in my sky” attached and i swear to god my mom was more excited than i was
i mean it was cute amirite
every time you send me something my mom reads the card and secretly likes you a little more. especially after you texted her on mother’s day.
ahh yiss good. it’s all part of my master plan for her to not hate me
glorious
you have a ways to go with mary after the roxy incident, and i think ryan is still iffy. my mom, dad, lilah, and brady are all won over though.
then i shall do mary a kindness
idk wat tho maybe buy a kitchen appliance she doesnt have yet.
save it for aunt’s day!
but yes good she likes kitchen appliances. one time i bought her eleven spatulas in assorted colors for christmas because she wouldn’t stop complaining about how she didn’t have any and i individually wrapped them all and i think she wanted to kill me after the sixth one.
i know exactly what to get her oh my god
that cake shaper thing that shapes cake into sandwiches. it’ll be so cute.
sarah just sent me a package of mini glow-in-the-dark stars with “you put the stars in my sky” attached and i swear to god my mom was more excited than i was
i mean it was cute amirite
every time you send me something my mom reads the card and secretly likes you a little more. especially after you texted her on mother’s day.
ahh yiss good. it’s all part of my master plan for her to not hate me
glorious
you have a ways to go with mary after the roxy incident, and i think ryan is still iffy. my mom, dad, lilah, and brady are all won over though.
then i shall do mary a kindness
idk wat tho maybe buy a kitchen appliance she doesnt have yet.
sarah just sent me a package of mini glow-in-the-dark stars with “you put the stars in my sky” attached and i swear to god my mom was more excited than i was
i mean it was cute amirite
every time you send me something my mom reads the card and secretly likes you a little more. especially after you texted her on mother’s day.
ahh yiss good. it’s all part of my master plan for her to not hate me
glorious
sarah just sent me a package of mini glow-in-the-dark stars with “you put the stars in my sky” attached and i swear to god my mom was more excited than i was
i mean it was cute amirite
my girlfriend’s at the doctors and she doesn’t like it so send her some love to get back to!